Right now i am as busy as a sacked staff of Air India. The present condition of Satyam or so called Mahindra Satyam is no better than the nuclear policy of Nepal.The V.P.P.associates are now enjoying the gift of space and time they have been given and are either bringing down the naukri.com website by thier heavy trafficking activities or getting themselves drown in the sea of vodka and Greenlabel.
But apna haal to Ajit Agarkar ke jaisa hai, who has last faced an international bowler sometime in last decade.The only official activity I am left with is to show my face to my bench manager once in a while just like Subhash Ghai, who makes these painful movies these days just to be in the public eye so that they do not forget him as quickly as his movies.
But the best thing in bench is that you don't have to pretend to be working.You are paid for not working which means you are no longer suspected for any mishaps happening in the project.Not that you are given much responsibilty either.My stint with the last project was as exciting and adventurous as Akash Chopra's stint with the Indian Cricket Team.The project was a dead end in all respects and I feel not a single moment of bereavement or nostalgia.But I do feel bad sometimes when my reporting manager once asked me " Who is your reporting manager?" Man I really need the Axe deodorant which promises to make people like me visible to all kind of human species including girls.
I have planned a detailed schedule of time management or rather time pass management in this bench period.I have decided to watch all the shows of Rakhi Sawant's swayamvar-which I think will kill all the cells in my brain along with all the bad memories.The 16 contestants have given me loads of confidence to avoid self despising, beacuse I am not the lone loser out there.The first episode showed one contestant in a desperate bid to impress Rakhi, offered her some bacardi rum to
help quench her thirst, but forgot that all that Rakhi drinks is "tharra" or a low quality desi.You should see the expression on Rakhi's face, she was like "Man grow up,I am totally desi and dont offer something that I cant even pronounce, forget about the spelling".
There are a lot more ways to punish yourself by watching television nowadays but I'll touch that gory part
some other time. Its already 3 am in the morning and guess what, there is a rerun of Rakhi's first episode
in the TV.Need some more punishment I guess, so that I can have a nice sleep.
But apna haal to Ajit Agarkar ke jaisa hai, who has last faced an international bowler sometime in last decade.The only official activity I am left with is to show my face to my bench manager once in a while just like Subhash Ghai, who makes these painful movies these days just to be in the public eye so that they do not forget him as quickly as his movies.
But the best thing in bench is that you don't have to pretend to be working.You are paid for not working which means you are no longer suspected for any mishaps happening in the project.Not that you are given much responsibilty either.My stint with the last project was as exciting and adventurous as Akash Chopra's stint with the Indian Cricket Team.The project was a dead end in all respects and I feel not a single moment of bereavement or nostalgia.But I do feel bad sometimes when my reporting manager once asked me " Who is your reporting manager?" Man I really need the Axe deodorant which promises to make people like me visible to all kind of human species including girls.
I have planned a detailed schedule of time management or rather time pass management in this bench period.I have decided to watch all the shows of Rakhi Sawant's swayamvar-which I think will kill all the cells in my brain along with all the bad memories.The 16 contestants have given me loads of confidence to avoid self despising, beacuse I am not the lone loser out there.The first episode showed one contestant in a desperate bid to impress Rakhi, offered her some bacardi rum to
help quench her thirst, but forgot that all that Rakhi drinks is "tharra" or a low quality desi.You should see the expression on Rakhi's face, she was like "Man grow up,I am totally desi and dont offer something that I cant even pronounce, forget about the spelling".
There are a lot more ways to punish yourself by watching television nowadays but I'll touch that gory part
some other time. Its already 3 am in the morning and guess what, there is a rerun of Rakhi's first episode
in the TV.Need some more punishment I guess, so that I can have a nice sleep.
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