I woke up this morning earlier(contrary to my hitting the sack at 3 in the morning) than the so called health freak joggers who you can see nowadays swarming every nearest green patch of land available and doing all kind of exercises in the midnight that would give Ramdeo baba run for his money.Last night, I had the nightmare of my life.I saw myself as one of the 16 contestants in Rakhi Sawant's swayamwar who went on to win the swayamwar.The very picturization of this on my fragile mind sent a chilling pain down my spine and I woke up screaming "mummyyyyyy".I could not dare to close my eyes again as I didnt want to be the only person to be hit by lightning twice.Man, I have to stop watching this swayamwar late night.
I was doing the root cause analysis for this sudden advent of Rakhi virus on my system's processor and I jotted down the following reasons:
1) Empty brain is a house of devil: My mom told me when I was six that devils feast on empty minds.I was always worried since then like a Salman Khan worried about his acting skills and I knew sooner or later I would lose all the traces of the grey cells but I did not see it coming this soon.
2) Swami Vivekananda once said that the best time to enhance your memory power is the early wee hours of a day when even the noisy dogs of the colony are dreaming about some bitches of the other colony.So unfortunately, the Rakhi Sawant episode got ingrained in my mind( which anyways has plenty of spaces available nowadays) at the wrong time.
But like a typical software engineer I forgot to carry out the impact analysis test before taking panga with Rakhi and now the virus has started affecting my other daily functions as well, as this morning I downloaded "Chotu Chaliya's" cycle-wali video from youtube and watched it umpteen times and I must say I'm lovin' it. Feels like the virus has caused some serious damages in the taste and visual department.I have decided to kill this virus by watching RGV ki Aag which I am pretty sure will be an overdose for even this virus.
I have decided to go to my hometown this month end and get myself treated by the local tantrik to ward off all the devils that have taken refugee in my body and mind like Katrina Kaif in bollywood.But since my financial position will scare even the beggars in Zimbabwe(if there is one), airway luxury is as much a possibilty for me as my marrying Jennifer Lopez so I have decided to be the guest of Mamata Banerjee.After all Indian railways is the biggest employer in the world today and I will definitely feel more safer under Indian Railways than being at Satyam.
But getting an AC Ticket nowadays is as difficult as Sania Mirza getting past the first round in any championship.So I have to book for a normal sleeper class and get the privelege of becoming the aam aadmi when every other person is becoming a special category person( SC/ST/OBC) -thanx to the Indian Government.So here I come Mamata Didi, to spent 40 hours as your paying guest.
Hope the sleeper class does not take more time to reach my hometown than the AC class :-)
I was doing the root cause analysis for this sudden advent of Rakhi virus on my system's processor and I jotted down the following reasons:
1) Empty brain is a house of devil: My mom told me when I was six that devils feast on empty minds.I was always worried since then like a Salman Khan worried about his acting skills and I knew sooner or later I would lose all the traces of the grey cells but I did not see it coming this soon.
2) Swami Vivekananda once said that the best time to enhance your memory power is the early wee hours of a day when even the noisy dogs of the colony are dreaming about some bitches of the other colony.So unfortunately, the Rakhi Sawant episode got ingrained in my mind( which anyways has plenty of spaces available nowadays) at the wrong time.
But like a typical software engineer I forgot to carry out the impact analysis test before taking panga with Rakhi and now the virus has started affecting my other daily functions as well, as this morning I downloaded "Chotu Chaliya's" cycle-wali video from youtube and watched it umpteen times and I must say I'm lovin' it. Feels like the virus has caused some serious damages in the taste and visual department.I have decided to kill this virus by watching RGV ki Aag which I am pretty sure will be an overdose for even this virus.
I have decided to go to my hometown this month end and get myself treated by the local tantrik to ward off all the devils that have taken refugee in my body and mind like Katrina Kaif in bollywood.But since my financial position will scare even the beggars in Zimbabwe(if there is one), airway luxury is as much a possibilty for me as my marrying Jennifer Lopez so I have decided to be the guest of Mamata Banerjee.After all Indian railways is the biggest employer in the world today and I will definitely feel more safer under Indian Railways than being at Satyam.
But getting an AC Ticket nowadays is as difficult as Sania Mirza getting past the first round in any championship.So I have to book for a normal sleeper class and get the privelege of becoming the aam aadmi when every other person is becoming a special category person( SC/ST/OBC) -thanx to the Indian Government.So here I come Mamata Didi, to spent 40 hours as your paying guest.
Hope the sleeper class does not take more time to reach my hometown than the AC class :-)
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